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Sports Dept. 

Stories on the vitally important business of sport. Most are Carlton-related. 

23/01/2024

Gallant in defeat, Alex de Minaur took many fans' investment in the tournament with him as he trudged off Rod Laver Arena. 

29/10/2023

The circus comes to town. Sadly, the townsfolk have other places to be. 

06/10/2023

Three cluttered paintings inspired by the Blues' recent finals campaign. 

28/08/2023

History's longest H+A season draws to a close in bizarre fashion. 

16/08/2023

A Matildas penalty shootout inspires Caleb Marchbank to goal-keeping heroics. 

10/08/2023

If you've ever doubted the loyalty of AFL ground announcers, you're not going crazy. Or, at least, you're not the only one. 

31/07/2023

Whatever this season holds for Carlton devotees, we'll always have the month just gone. 

05/07/2023

I visit the 'G days after its seating plan had proved on online battleground. 

27/06/2023

A recount of two quarters of Torquay v Anglesea. Bonus content: historic details of a new game's inception. 

03/06/23

A hopeful  pre-match 'vibe' gets bottled and tested. 

09/05/23

Breaking down a dilemma that divided Blues fans near the end of a Friday night fizzer.

26/04/23

What's the relationship between ANZAC Day and its afternoon entertainment? 

18/04/23

Reflections after watching Gold Coast hit the wall at Norwood Oval. 

10/04/23

A speculative retelling of Ben Cunnington's Good Friday. 

03/04/23

I invite myself to the birthday party of my 'second team'. 

27/03/23

'Reigning premiers' do not exist. Discuss.

22/03/23

You know full-well how the game went. Here are some observations special to my seat in the stadium. 

28/12/22

Down the line, which will be more memorable: Mbappe's strike, or my sister's sudden bout of light-headedness?

23/11/22

An expansive account of Brendan Hosking's stellar 2023 AFL umpiring season, culminating in his first grand final gig. 

20/09/22

Cut-throat finals of the AFL and NRL varieties don't quite induce the 'buzz' I'd been led to believe. 

01/09/22

A ruminative piece written as the sharp, post-Collingwood pain was still throbbing. 

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